"for the lulz" is not a reason, actually maybe it is,
always being right, apparently not you, because i said so damnit!, because i'm awesome,
because shut up, being a scientific genius,
being obnoxious, bluffing like crazy, brb unimpressed, compulsively lying,
confusing stupid people, conspicuously secret laboratories, couldn't top a paper bag, crazy computer programs, cyrus is a buffoon, damn right i'm a hypocrite,
deal with it, deliberately disregarding orders, denial 'till the cows come home,
doing my own thing,
electricity,
experiments, expospeak,
flying under the radar, francesca's only a friend damnit, fried apple chips, getting recognized for greatness,
ghosts, go to hell agatha, halfhearted attempts at sanity, i am not carol channing,
i know everything, idk my bff rotom, inexplicably tl;dr-ing, infuriatingly ambiguous answers,
intelligence, it's only fun when i do it,
just as planned,
keeping secrets,
laptops, linefacing like a boss,
logic,
money,
more money,
no u,
not children, not lovrina, not mars, not the international police,
paranormal phenomena, pissing off the legendaries, porygon-z, possessed lawnmowers,
proving people wrong, quit spamming my interests, razz berry wine,
rotom, say hi to my sarcasm,
science, silph co., skitties (but don't tell),
snarking, stalling longer than is necessary, stfu you're an idiot, stop shipping me you stupid muns, subtle sarcasm, suspiciously specific denials,
team galactic, the dubious disc, the master ball, thinking your theories suck, toy robots,
trolling,
what is this i don't even, who needs sleep?, witty retaliations,
your argument is invalid